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Classic Funny Quotes "Classic Funny Quotes"


Bob Hope - In honor of Bob's birthday, some of his most famous quotes.

Yogi Berra Quotes - Yogi Berra's funny quotes makes him one of the most quoted sports figures ever. See why.

Groucho Marx - Excellent list of some of Groucho's most famous quotes

Will Rogers Says...Favorite Quotations - A great collection of Will Rogers quotes.

Mark Twain Quotes - A very large collection of Mark Twain quotes. "There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting."

Funny Political Quotes "Funny Political Quotes"


The Official Internet Quayle Quote List - Even George W. Bush can't hold a candle to Dan Quayle when it comes to funny quotes.

George W. Bushisms - The first of two Bush Quote books from the Editors of Slate Magazine.

Great Presidential Wit...I Wish I Was in the Book - Bob Dole's book on presidential humor is subtitled "

Funny Movie and TV Quotes "Funny Movie and TV Quotes"


Cool Mandi's House of Simpsons Quotes - A huge list of Simpsons quotes. As Bart would say, "I'm not lazy, I just... Lisa, finish my sentence for me!"

The Princess Bride Euotes - One of the most quotable movies ever. QuoteGeek gives you four pages of quotes to choose from.

Tom's Movie Quotes - Once you pick a movie (Stripes, Caddyshack, Vacation) the quotes are sorted by movie character. "That's the fact, Jack."

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes - This is a page from the Internet Movie Database, a fantastic source of funny movie quotes.

Funny Celebrity Insults and Putdowns "Funny Celebrity Insults and Putdowns"


Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - Celebs say the funniest insults... This list includes great insults from politicians, actors, writers, musicians.

Brain Candy Celebrity Insults Collection - A nice collection of celebrity insults.

The Hockey Puck -- the Ultimate Don Rickles Web Experienc - No celeb can throw out insults quite like Don Rickles. This site even links to his management company, so you can hire Don for your next neighborhood roast!

Shakespeare Insults - The best way to insult someone without him knowing? Turn to Shakespeare. These quotes are sorted by play.

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